From Paris with Love

John Travolta and Jonathan Rhys Meyers run around Paris blowing stuff up. Out on February 5, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Kick-Ass

A bunch of teens dress up and play superhero. Out on April 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

She's Out of My League

This horrible, stupid looking piece of crap comes out on March 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Prince of Persia

Jake Gyllenhaal and Ben Kingsley star in this Disney action movie that looks like it's all special effects and little substance. Out on May 28, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

Piranha 3D

This is not a joke. Out on April 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down
K: Thumbs Down
(However, something this horrible might just have to be experienced...)

Shrek Forever After

The last of the Shrek movies has our favorite ogre living in an alternate reality where none of his friends are the same. After the disappointment of the third movie I don't have high hopes for this one. Out on May 21, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Salt

Angelina Jolie is a Russian spy sent to kill the president - or is she? Who cares. Out on July 23, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Knight & Day

Action/comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise. Looks like it's so horrible that it will physically hurt to watch. Out on July 2, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

The Lightning Thief

Teen movie about a boy who finds out his father is Poseidon and gets caught up in a war between the gods. The up side is that Sean Bean is in it. Out on February 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

The Lovely Bones

Movie directed by Peter Jackson based on the book by Alice Sebold about the murder of a young girl and the effect it has on her family. Out on January 15, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up (but I'm not going to watch it - I read the book and it was incredibly sad)

The Sourcerer's Apprentice

Disney movie starring Nick Cage as the sourcerer. Despite this, it looks like it could be cool. Out on July 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs up
K: Thumbs up

Iron Man 2

ROCK ON!!!! Out on May 7, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Date Night

Comedy starring Tina Fey and Steve Carell as a boring married couple who gets caught up in dangerous dealings with shady people due to a case of mistaken identity. Out on April 9, 2010.

J: Thumbs down
K: Thumbs down

Clash of the Titans

Mortal son of Zeus attempts to stop baddies from the underworld from taking over the earth. Starring Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes. Out on March 26, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Inception

Action/thriller starring Leonardo DiCaprio as a corporate bigwig who gets caught up in a blackmail scandal. Out on July 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Hot Tub Time Machine

No, I'm not making this up. I wish I were. *sigh* Out on March 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs down
K: Thumbs down

The Wolfman

Finally! Werewolves start getting some of the love they deserve (it's not all about vampires, you know). How can you possibly go wrong with Benicio Del Toro, Emily Blunt, Anthony Hopkins, and Hugo Weaving? Answer: you can't. Out on February 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Valentine's Day

Ensemble movie about love. Looks like a poorly-done Love Actually. Out on February 10, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

Legion

A battle between Angels for the human race. Looks OK but Dennis Quaid is in it which is always a warning sign. Out on January 22, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down