Tron Legacy

At first we weren't sure whether to give this thumbs up or down, but then we found out Michael Sheen was going to be in it so it gets an automatic thumbs up from us! Out on 12/17/10.

J: Thumbs Up!

K: Thumbs Up!

Repo Men

In a futuristic society, Jude Law and Forest Whitaker are repo men for manufactured organs. When people can't afford to pay, they take the organs back. Out on March 19, 2010.

J: Thumbs Up

K: Thumbs Up

Takers

This looks like a generic bank robber heist movie with no originality or real plot. Tthhhbbbb. Out on May 14, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

Death at a Funeral (remake)

The original was fabulous. Rent it instead of watching this remake, which can only be disappointing. Out on April 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

From Paris with Love

John Travolta and Jonathan Rhys Meyers run around Paris blowing stuff up. Out on February 5, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Kick-Ass

A bunch of teens dress up and play superhero. Out on April 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

She's Out of My League

This horrible, stupid looking piece of crap comes out on March 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Prince of Persia

Jake Gyllenhaal and Ben Kingsley star in this Disney action movie that looks like it's all special effects and little substance. Out on May 28, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

Piranha 3D

This is not a joke. Out on April 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down
K: Thumbs Down
(However, something this horrible might just have to be experienced...)

Shrek Forever After

The last of the Shrek movies has our favorite ogre living in an alternate reality where none of his friends are the same. After the disappointment of the third movie I don't have high hopes for this one. Out on May 21, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Salt

Angelina Jolie is a Russian spy sent to kill the president - or is she? Who cares. Out on July 23, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Knight & Day

Action/comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise. Looks like it's so horrible that it will physically hurt to watch. Out on July 2, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

The Lightning Thief

Teen movie about a boy who finds out his father is Poseidon and gets caught up in a war between the gods. The up side is that Sean Bean is in it. Out on February 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

The Lovely Bones

Movie directed by Peter Jackson based on the book by Alice Sebold about the murder of a young girl and the effect it has on her family. Out on January 15, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up (but I'm not going to watch it - I read the book and it was incredibly sad)

The Sourcerer's Apprentice

Disney movie starring Nick Cage as the sourcerer. Despite this, it looks like it could be cool. Out on July 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs up
K: Thumbs up

Iron Man 2

ROCK ON!!!! Out on May 7, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Date Night

Comedy starring Tina Fey and Steve Carell as a boring married couple who gets caught up in dangerous dealings with shady people due to a case of mistaken identity. Out on April 9, 2010.

J: Thumbs down
K: Thumbs down

Clash of the Titans

Mortal son of Zeus attempts to stop baddies from the underworld from taking over the earth. Starring Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes. Out on March 26, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Inception

Action/thriller starring Leonardo DiCaprio as a corporate bigwig who gets caught up in a blackmail scandal. Out on July 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Hot Tub Time Machine

No, I'm not making this up. I wish I were. *sigh* Out on March 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs down
K: Thumbs down

The Wolfman

Finally! Werewolves start getting some of the love they deserve (it's not all about vampires, you know). How can you possibly go wrong with Benicio Del Toro, Emily Blunt, Anthony Hopkins, and Hugo Weaving? Answer: you can't. Out on February 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Valentine's Day

Ensemble movie about love. Looks like a poorly-done Love Actually. Out on February 10, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

Legion

A battle between Angels for the human race. Looks OK but Dennis Quaid is in it which is always a warning sign. Out on January 22, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

Babies

This documentary follows four babies in different parts of the world. Some documentaries are cool and have interesting subjects. This one isn't one of those. Out on April 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down
K: Thumbs Down

Leap Year

Overly perky Adam Adams stars in yet another stupid chick flick. Why do people go to watch extremely predictable and boring movies? Out on January 8, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Dear John

Another sappy Nicholas Sparks book makes it way to the screen. Aside from looking at Channing Tatum I don't know why anyone would want to watch this. Out on February 5, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Green Zone

Matt Damon stars with Mad-Eye Moody in this Bourne knock off. Out on March 12, 2010. Why bother making this?

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Did You Hear About the Morgans?

When the title is longer than the trailer you know you're in trouble. Gee, husband & wife hate each other & are getting divorced - but wait...they witness a murder & have to be in witness protection with each other? Wow, wonder how this will turn out?! Did I mention how irritating Hugh Grant is? Separate yourself from any thoughts of seeing this movie.

J & K: Two Big Thumbs Down

Toy Story 3

Toy Story 3? Are you freaking kidding? Pixar please stop the insanity! The only good thing I can think of is it sounded like all the original voices were back but please - an original idea? Maybe? Huh? More of a plague than "The Crazies". Two Lego's Down!

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Alice in Wonderland

Tim Burton, Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter & small bottles of mysterious liquid that says "Drink Me"? Well, feed my head & where do I sign up for that cruise! Bonus! Michael Sheen voices the White Rabbit! Go Team Michael! What? That's not enough? Well, how about Alan Rickman as the Caterpillar & Christopher Lee as Jabberwock! Thank you sir, may I have another? Two definite thumbs up!

J: Thumbs Up

K: Thumbs Up