Get Low

Story of a Tennessee hermit, played by Robert Duvall, who throws his own funeral party so he can enjoy it before he dies. Also stars Bill Murray and Sissy Spacek. How can you go wrong with this cast? Out on July 30, 2010.

J: Thumbs Up

K: Thumbs Up

Super 8

A sci-fi movie written and directed by J.J. Abrahms and produced by Steven Spielberg. Don't know much about it but we have high hopes. Out in 2011.

J: Thumbs Up
K: Thumbs Up

Eat Pray Love

Gag Choke Barf. Out on August 13, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

MacGruber

This looks like a play on MacGuyver, but the lead character is a bumbling moron. Out on May 21, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down
K: Thumbs Down

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

Gordon Gecko gets out of jail in the midst of our current real world financial crisis. I can't wait to see what Oliver Stone has in store for us. Out on 9/24/10.

J: Thumbs Up

K: Thumbs Up

Hubble 3D

IMAX 3D movie that chonicles astronauts who go into space to fix the Hubble telescope. I'm so excited it's all I can do to not pee my pants!!! Out on 5/6/10.

J: Thumbs Up

K: Thumbs Up

How to Train Your Dragon

Animated movie about a boy and his dragon. What's not to love? Out on 3/26/10.

J: Thumbs Up

K: Thumbs Up

Tron Legacy

At first we weren't sure whether to give this thumbs up or down, but then we found out Michael Sheen was going to be in it so it gets an automatic thumbs up from us! Out on 12/17/10.

J: Thumbs Up!

K: Thumbs Up!

Repo Men

In a futuristic society, Jude Law and Forest Whitaker are repo men for manufactured organs. When people can't afford to pay, they take the organs back. Out on March 19, 2010.

J: Thumbs Up

K: Thumbs Up

Takers

This looks like a generic bank robber heist movie with no originality or real plot. Tthhhbbbb. Out on May 14, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

Death at a Funeral (remake)

The original was fabulous. Rent it instead of watching this remake, which can only be disappointing. Out on April 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

From Paris with Love

John Travolta and Jonathan Rhys Meyers run around Paris blowing stuff up. Out on February 5, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Kick-Ass

A bunch of teens dress up and play superhero. Out on April 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

She's Out of My League

This horrible, stupid looking piece of crap comes out on March 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Prince of Persia

Jake Gyllenhaal and Ben Kingsley star in this Disney action movie that looks like it's all special effects and little substance. Out on May 28, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

Piranha 3D

This is not a joke. Out on April 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down
K: Thumbs Down
(However, something this horrible might just have to be experienced...)

Shrek Forever After

The last of the Shrek movies has our favorite ogre living in an alternate reality where none of his friends are the same. After the disappointment of the third movie I don't have high hopes for this one. Out on May 21, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Salt

Angelina Jolie is a Russian spy sent to kill the president - or is she? Who cares. Out on July 23, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

Knight & Day

Action/comedy starring Cameron Diaz and Tom Cruise. Looks like it's so horrible that it will physically hurt to watch. Out on July 2, 2010.

J: Thumbs Down

K: Thumbs Down

The Lightning Thief

Teen movie about a boy who finds out his father is Poseidon and gets caught up in a war between the gods. The up side is that Sean Bean is in it. Out on February 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

The Lovely Bones

Movie directed by Peter Jackson based on the book by Alice Sebold about the murder of a young girl and the effect it has on her family. Out on January 15, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up (but I'm not going to watch it - I read the book and it was incredibly sad)

The Sourcerer's Apprentice

Disney movie starring Nick Cage as the sourcerer. Despite this, it looks like it could be cool. Out on July 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs up
K: Thumbs up

Iron Man 2

ROCK ON!!!! Out on May 7, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Date Night

Comedy starring Tina Fey and Steve Carell as a boring married couple who gets caught up in dangerous dealings with shady people due to a case of mistaken identity. Out on April 9, 2010.

J: Thumbs down
K: Thumbs down

Clash of the Titans

Mortal son of Zeus attempts to stop baddies from the underworld from taking over the earth. Starring Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes. Out on March 26, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Inception

Action/thriller starring Leonardo DiCaprio as a corporate bigwig who gets caught up in a blackmail scandal. Out on July 16, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Hot Tub Time Machine

No, I'm not making this up. I wish I were. *sigh* Out on March 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs down
K: Thumbs down

The Wolfman

Finally! Werewolves start getting some of the love they deserve (it's not all about vampires, you know). How can you possibly go wrong with Benicio Del Toro, Emily Blunt, Anthony Hopkins, and Hugo Weaving? Answer: you can't. Out on February 12, 2010.

J: Thumbs up

K: Thumbs up

Valentine's Day

Ensemble movie about love. Looks like a poorly-done Love Actually. Out on February 10, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down

Legion

A battle between Angels for the human race. Looks OK but Dennis Quaid is in it which is always a warning sign. Out on January 22, 2010.

J: Thumbs down

K: Thumbs down